About

M:Bot

Born upside-down with milk in her breasts amongst the Finnish fairies, she led an interesting life, worshiping all things appley. Her first love was a Mac Classic. M:Bot believes there is consciousness in all things, especially Macs. When she grows-up she wants to marry Steve Jobs, but he has to take her out to dinner first and woo her with French Champagne and a 160GB iPod, preferably in Black.

Ms.Eek

After a long, unrequited love-affair with the Mac, and a forced marriage to the PC which was unpleasant, abusive, irritating and frustrating – and that was just while the stupid things were booting-up – Ms. Eek spat the proverbial and gave this relationship the finger, running off with a series of Apple Macs which satisfied her extensive desires.

The movie rights to this vast romance have been purchased by Apple and the front-runner for the male lead is a toss-up between Steve Jobs and no-one else.